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Saturday, April 18, 2015

A Sobbering Thought

We keep hearing the RINO Right spouting how they are going to repeal this and repeal that when 'they' get the White House.  Okay! 

If that is true then why didn't they repeal anything when they were all in power the last time?  Or put another way, when was the last time anyone in power repealed anything since Prohibition????

If anyone thinks they will turn this Turd Bucket around in the first, or even the second, term of their administration, they should think again.  We have been subjected to over 6 years of landslide regulation and taxation under this administration.  And with NO experience in reversing ANYTHING, just how are they going to reverse anything?  If history tells us anything, being in power just adds to the misery, it never takes anything away.  Let's review:

A)  It has been demonstrated that ethanol damages older engines, takes more water to make than ethanol it produces, wastes food to make fuel and provides NO statistical benefit to the environment.  However, it does make millionaires more wealthy and food more scarce.  But even self described Conservatives are reluctant to end the charade.

B)  Windmills and Solar farms are the most expensive energy providers on the planet.  Windmills kill birds non-indiscriminately and force the cheapest energy, hydro, to shut down in our area, because both cannot be handled by the infrastructure.  Solar farms also kill birds and like Windmills, require government subsidies to make them viable.  But no one is moving to stop this charade.

C)  Obamacare is a disaster still uncompleted, because even though it was passed without being read, it is still being written three years later.  Undoing this charade is a hymn being sung by everyone RINO, but is not being challenged by any sitting legislator.  The damage it is doing cannot be calculated.  But the charade continues.

I could go on, but the charade will continue.  WE ARE SO SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 17, 2015

Big Brother Gone Blind

So, let me get this straight.  The government can surveil you through your computer, your phone, your email, your car, your credit card buying habits, your debt card purchases, but they cannot detect a retired postman, who declared a year ago he was going to deliver 435 letters to Congress by gyrocopter on a date certain and had a newspaper team posted at the landing site. 

Yeah, we're in the best of hands.  This poor schmuck will be living in a fishbowl for the rest of his life, while ISIS roames freely around our great country, killing at will. 

We are so Screwed

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Campaign Ka-ching

So, we're off to the races.  Hillary has finally announced!  She claims she is going to be the champion for the "middle class".  Let us reflect.

She already has the poor downtrodden pipples in her corner, because, like King Obama, she will continue to fork over hundreds of billions in EBT cards, free medical, free housing, free phones, free this and free that to garner the votes of those, who live off the rest of us. 

She will continue to court Wall Street, Big Oil, Big Business, Big Hollywood and Silicon Valley for the I'm "Richer than Shit" vote, with special party favors not given to the rest of us. 

Well, Hell yeah.  That just leaves the "Middle Class" (which really means the unions), who will beat and kill anyone that tries to promote Right to Work laws, nevermind that unions only represent less than 15% of working America. 

Yessiree, now all she has to do is keep all those other "Little People" from trying to run against her in the primaries.  Not to worry, she's got that Vince Foster park bench all lacquered up for any unlikely challenges.

Stopping Obama

Dumbplumber's response to calls for Impeachment and To stop paying taxes And voting for Conservatives to stop Obama's destruction to America.....................

Half of you are full of crap (impeachment) and the other half is delusional (stop paying taxes and vote for Conservatives). The Titanic is taking on water and you clowns have solutions that will take from 2 to 5 years to implement.

No, the only ones that can turn this barge around are those closest to the Commander in Chief, the ones that took an Oath to “Protect and Defend the Constitution” and the citizens of this country.

But what we get is a clown car full of “Retired” Secret Service agents and generals and majors of the armed forces, writing books and commenting on Fox News about how screwed up things are.

Each and every one of these assholes had a job to take a bullet for the president, but not one of them were willing to take a bullet for America.

You people make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 09, 2015

Bankrupting expert

Now if this isn't rich.  The Governor of Illinois claims he is "going to rip the economic guts out of Indiana" for their religious freedom law.

Ironically, if anyone know how to bankrupt a state, it would be the Governor of Illinois.

Wednesday, April 08, 2015

End Run Hillary

It appears that the White House is concerned with the recent speculation that Russia may have 'hacked' their computer system.  And it looks like a near certainty that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's emails were definitely hacked. 

I therefore suggest that Trey Gowdy negotiate with the Russians to get Hillary's 30,000 missing emails.  She can't delete those. 

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Iran nuclear talks to extend past deadline
The State Department says enough progress has been made in the Iran nuclear talks to extend them to Wednesday. (Fox News)

Dumbplumber:  Yeah, I'd say they will continue up to the first mushroom cloud.

Monday, March 16, 2015

Adolescent Paradise

I’ve been giving some thought about all these 15,16 and 17 year old girls packing up from the UK and America and heading up to Syria to join up with ISIS.  Yeah, yeah, I know, at this age they do most of their thinking with their vaginas, but I digress. 

From a practical standpoint, how the ‘chazizell’ can these twatwaffles climb on an airplane (apparently with passports) and just wing their way to Turkey, then Syria, while Mom is getting her nails done and Dad is banging his secretary?  Do they have that many free air miles?  A bottomless AmEx? 

And I want to know how they got through security with that much K-Y Jelly.  Cause you know that dude on You Tube told them to bring plenty, for the party.  What other logical (yeah, I used that word loosely huh) explanation could there be?  No showers?  No need to change clothes, because you won’t have any below the Burka?(It slows down the foreplay)  You won’t have to do dishes?  (No, the goats lick them clean).  What?

Maybe the momentary thoughts of teaching Dad and Mom a lesson, for all that ‘parenting’ stuff sent them off the mental radar.  I mean, they’ll show the parents they aren’t the boss of me!  I can have all the sex I want, with whoever I want!  (Yeah, and that’ll just be the first day.  After that, It’ll be with way more and with way, way more than you want)

About 48 hours in an ISIS sweatbox with 40 or 50 cranked up jihads, will start making those long afternoons looking out the bay window of Daddy’s seaside mansion start to look pretty good. 

And when the initial bleeding is replaced by calluses and oozing blisters, well then a weekend doing dishes and re-grouting the bathrooms will look like a piece of paradise.  No sir, about the only thing the bottomless Bloomingdales card will be good for is sharpening one edge and slicing one’s own throat. 

And as for Daddy and Mommy, look for them to sell out and move with no forwarding address, because you just did them the biggest favor of your life.  Sayonara, you worthless piece of crap.